…you tell him to sit somewhere, and he replies “I can’t, Cheetarah is sitting there” ( he currently has an obsession with Thundercats)
…you come downstairs wearing a new top, and you ask him if you look fat (yes, I really do ask my 3yr old this, he normally gives a more honest opinion than hubby), he replies “No, you look short”. Not really the answer I was after, but he made me laugh.
…you go for a walk and it takes twice as long because he insists on dragging a huge stick with him.
…a large plastic spoon suddenly becomes a light saber.
…you have to watch The Snowman in August.
…you ask him why he’s flinging his arms around, he replies “I’m trying to make my web come out” (he’s a Spiderman fan)
…you’re talking about babies and you ask him if he knows where he came from, he replies “Darth Vader made me”.
…he picks up a snail, and takes it for a ride on his bike.
…he gives me a hug, and says “Your hair smells nice, it smells of cabbage”.
…he insists on wearing plastic safety goggles to school, saying it’s because he’s being Spiderman.
…talking to him about bees and honey, he explained to me how they collected nectar and made honey in the hive, then says “but how do the bees get the honey into the jar?”
…he just got given a Spiderman outfit from his Grampy. Daniel says in all seriousness “Quick put it on, I need to save the world!”
…I tell him to stay still so I can get the sleepies out of his eyes, he replies “Ok, then I can put my wakeys in”.
…he just came up to me and announced “I’ve got whip ache”, he meant ‘hip’ ache.
…garlic bread has been renamed ‘Dalek’ bread.
…he put his Spiderman suit on, which his padded muscly bits on the chest, and said to my Grampy “Look at my boobies Grampy”. My grampy was nearly crying with laughter.
…during the half term holidays I say in a slightly exasperated tone “How am I going to keep you occupied?”, he replies “You can’t make me into a pie!”
I shall add to this whenever he does things that amuse me.
